✨🦐✨ 2027 Shrimp Whisperer AK Calendar ✨🦐✨

The one, the only, the beautiful Shrimp Whisperer AK Calendar! Accept no dupes, this is the real deal!

Explore a calendar of shrimp doing exciting things! Enjoying a day on the water, watching a drive-up cinema, strolling with the family, and so much more. Thousands audition, but only a few make the cut. Let each model greet you into a new month!

These stunning photographs were taken by Shrimp Whisperer AK, in Valdez, Alaska. Photo-editing and AI were not used to put these buddies in hilarious situations, it's all natural. (YES, they are real live shrimp!) Printed on thick glossy paper, these saddle stitched wall calendars are truly a sight to be seen.

This calendar is 8.5" x 11", or 17" x 11" when extended on your favorite wall. (The calendar opens like a traditional wall calendar, and is 11" wide.)

As seen on the PBS show Indie Alaska!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuOn6ZM0kKQ&feature=youtu.be


About the artist:

THE MAN BEHIND THE SHRIMP
My name is Al Laudert, and I am The Shrimp Whisperer. I live in beautiful Valdez, Alaska, which is where my shrimping journey began. When making my first shrimp pots with a co-worker we couldn’t have anticipated what would follow! It didn’t take long to realize harvesting shrimp just wasn’t enough.

I started photographing these talented creatures over 20 years ago, staging my “models” in activities which have evolved to where we are today. After the first thousand photos or so, my daughters encouraged me to do something with them. They needed to be shared with the world!

These photographs are not Photoshopped, every shot is staged with real shrimp-sized props!

I hope you enjoy my work!

- Al Laudert
Valdez, Alaska


*** This product is a collaboration between Al Laudert (Shrimp Whisperer) and his daughter, Aireekah Laudert (Glitt3r Lyfe). ***

- Shrimp and Santa Greeting Card! -

Merry Shrimpmas!

Trying to find the perfect card for that special someone? Luckily these exist! Share your love for the holidays, shrimp, and ridiculous things with this elegant card.

This stunning photograph was taken by Shrimp Whisperer AK, of Valdez, Alaska. Photo-editing was not used to put this buddy in a hilarious situation, it's all natural. Professionally printed with a UV protective gloss on the outside, and a nice matte on the blank inside, this card will surely steal the show on any mantelpiece or fridge.

5x7, includes envelope and cellophane bag.

Check out our ten packs and send these to everyone on your holiday list!

As seen on the PBS show Indie Alaska!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuOn6ZM0kKQ&feature=youtu.be

MSRP - $4.95

- Gingerbread House Shrimp Greeting Card! -

Trying to find the perfect card for that special someone? Luckily these exist! Share your love for family, sweet houses, shrimp, and ridiculous things with this elegant card.

This stunning photograph was taken by Shrimp Whisperer AK, of Valdez, Alaska. Photo-editing was not used to put this buddy in a hilarious situation, it's all natural. Professionally printed with a UV protective gloss on the outside, and a nice matte on the blank inside, this card will surely steal the show on any mantelpiece or fridge.

5x7 card, blank inside, includes envelope.

As seen on the PBS show Indie Alaska!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuOn6ZM0kKQ&feature=youtu.be

MSRP - $4.95

This stunning style is perfect for any dynamic fashion statement! It comes pre-styled with all the volume shown, ready for a fun night out on the town, or a dramatic photoshoot! The choice is yours - how you wear it is entirely up to you!

All Rockstar Wigs are curling/flat iron safe up to 360°F / 182°C, ready for your styling adventures! 🌈

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Want to pickup at JemCon in San Diego? Amazing! Choose “pickup” during checkout for this special offer. All JemCon pickup orders must be placed by 9 am PST on September 7th! Pickups will be available Friday, September 11th, from 2 - 5 pm. Our hours on Saturday and Sunday are flexible, if you can’t make it on Friday we’ll get you set on another day!

Orders not chosen for pickup will ship after JemCon, as early as September 15th.

Amazingly bright green lace front wig, in the color “Absinthe”. Total Misfit vibes! UV reactive!

All Rockstar Wigs are curling/flat iron safe up to 360°F / 182°C, ready for your styling adventures! 🌈

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Want to pickup at JemCon in San Diego? Amazing! Choose “pickup” during checkout for this special offer. All JemCon pickup orders must be placed by 9 am PST on September 7th! Pickups will be available Friday, September 11th, from 2 - 5 pm. Our hours on Saturday and Sunday are flexible, if you can’t make it on Friday we’ll get you set on another day!

Orders not chosen for pickup will ship after JemCon, as early as September 15th.

This long wig has dark roots going into lavender rockstar magic.

All Rockstar Wigs are curling/flat iron safe up to 360°F / 182°C, ready for your styling adventures! 🌈

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Want to pickup at JemCon in San Diego? Amazing! Choose “pickup” during checkout for this special offer. All JemCon pickup orders must be placed by 9 am PST on September 7th! Pickups will be available Friday, September 11th, from 2 - 5 pm. Our hours on Saturday and Sunday are flexible, if you can’t make it on Friday we’ll get you set on another day!

Orders not chosen for pickup will ship after JemCon, as early as September 15th.

Prima Donna is a dramatic waist-length wig with voluminous waves and a sleek parted fringe. This wig is a pastel shade of absinthe green.

All Rockstar Wigs are curling/flat iron safe up to 360°F / 182°C, ready for your styling adventures! 🌈

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Want to pickup at JemCon in San Diego? Amazing! Choose “pickup” during checkout for this special offer. All JemCon pickup orders must be placed by 9 am PST on September 7th! Pickups will be available Friday, September 11th, from 2 - 5 pm. Our hours on Saturday and Sunday are flexible, if you can’t make it on Friday we’ll get you set on another day!

Orders not chosen for pickup will ship after JemCon, as early as September 15th.

✨ It's your time to shine with Glitt3r Lyfe's Cosmic Sparkles! Gently slather this magical galaxy of glitter on your face, body or hair and transform into your true unicorn form. Made with a delicate blend of over a dozen fine and chunky glitters, this glitter looks amazing whether you use a lot or just a touch. Lay it on thick for ultimate mermaid vibes or spread it across your body for an elegant mist of fine glitter, with some fun larger pieces sparkled about. We like it best used as a highlighter, on shoulders, on the temples of your head, and the roots of hair! ✨

Cosmic Sparkles come in a variety of fantastic colors! Stay tuned as more are added to our online store.

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🌟 Voyager - A holographic silver blend, featuring stars, iridescent rainbows, and brilliant silvers. This blend is named after our favorite space robots, Voyager 1 and Voyager 2!

🌟 Valentina - A holographic gold blend, featuring stars, iridescent rainbows, and a variety of brilliant golds! This blend is named after Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman to fly to space!

🌟 Galactic - A magical holographic blend featuring purples, a touch of blue, and stars.

🌟 Clown Freckles - Sheer rainbow holo with big neon rainbow pieces! Also featuring stars and a sprinkle of holographic smiley faces. UV reactive!

🌟 Shrimp Sparkles - YEP, THAT'S RIGHT! Glitter inspired by the color scheme of shrimp- but blasted with saturation. Hot pink, coral, and light shift of cool ocean colors. UV reactive and totally magical! All glitters are vegan and has no scent, including this blend.

🌟 Galactic Clown - A magical mix of our Galactic and Clown blends! WOW!

🌟 Moon Rise - Only sheer holographic sparkles and golden stars! Magical, and a great base to any other color for layering!

✨ Cosmic Sparkles come in two sizes! ✨

🌔 Big - Throw it in your makeup bag for glitter emergencies! Good for a medium sized glitter gathering of friends, or making yourself a little fancier before work on a semi-regular basis.

.25 fl oz jar size / net wt 13ml

MSRP - $12

🎉 Party Size - LET'S PARTY! Bring this baddy to your next event and be the belle of the ball. Or cover, like, a lot of your body in glitter and go nuts. Probably even more than once.

.5 fl oz jar size / net wt 25ml

MSRP - $20

+ Removes easily with a damp washcloth, face wipe, or paper towel. Some folks even use a little tape to pick it right up!

+ The jar is made of recyclable plastic, please reuse or recycle after it's all gone!

+ All glitter is thoughtfully acquired from other small businesses in America with good practices.

+ Cosmic Sparkles are produced in Bellingham, WA!

Ingredients:

Cosmic Gel: Water, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Jojoba Oil, Vitamin E, (less than 1% Germall Plus Preservative). Glitter: Polyester, Polyethylene Terephthalate, Polyurethane-33. May contain traces of the following colorants: FD&C Yellow No 5, D&C Red No 7, Ferric Ammonium Ferrocyanide, FD&C Blue No 1, Prussian Blue, FD&C Red No 40, D&C Red No34, D&C Black No 2, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Aluminum Powder.

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* For entertainment purposes.

*** Due to supply chain issues, there may be some slight packaging differences from what pictured! But it's always pretty, packaged with a moisture preserving seal, and super super sparkly.

- Shrimp Birthday Party Greeting Card! -

Trying to find the perfect card for that special someone? Luckily these exist! Share your love for birthdays, shrimp, and ridiculous things with this elegant card.

This stunning photograph was taken by Shrimp Whisperer AK, of Valdez, Alaska. Photo-editing was not used to put this buddy in a hilarious situation, it's all natural. Professionally printed with a UV protective gloss on the outside, and a nice matte on the blank inside, this card will surely steal the show on any mantelpiece or fridge.

5x7 card, blank inside, includes envelope.

As seen on the PBS show Indie Alaska!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuOn6ZM0kKQ&feature=youtu.be

MSRP: $4.95

- Shrimp and Moose Greeting Card by Shrimp Whisperer AK! -

Trying to find the perfect card for that special someone? Luckily these exist! Share your love for wildlife, joy, shrimp, and ridiculous things with this elegant card.

This stunning photograph was taken by Shrimp Whisperer AK, of Valdez, Alaska. Photo-editing was not used to put this buddy in a hilarious situation, it's all natural. Professionally printed with a UV protective gloss on the outside, and a nice matte on the blank inside, this card will surely steal the show on any mantelpiece or fridge.

5x7 card, blank inside, includes envelope.

As seen on the PBS show Indie Alaska!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuOn6ZM0kKQ&feature=youtu.be

MSRP - $4.95

Gorgeous top quality lace front wig. Featuring dark roots and flowing thick curls in an amazing fuchsia rose colour. Perfect for changing your look or completing your cosplay. Truly outrageous!

All Rockstar Wigs are curling/flat iron safe up to 360°F / 182°C, ready for your styling adventures! 🌈

✨✨✨

Want to pickup at JemCon in San Diego? Amazing! Choose “pickup” during checkout for this special offer. All JemCon pickup orders must be placed by 9 am PST on September 7th! Pickups will be available Friday, September 11th, from 2 - 5 pm. Our hours on Saturday and Sunday are flexible, if you can’t make it on Friday we’ll get you set on another day!

Orders not chosen for pickup will ship after JemCon, as early as September 15th.

This dramatic, wedge-shaped bob is a popular style among fashionistas! Short in the back and long in the front, it comes with longer bangs, leaving you with endless styling opportunities!

All Rockstar Wigs are curling/flat iron safe up to 360°F / 182°C, ready for your styling adventures! 🌈

Want to pickup at JemCon in San Diego? Amazing! Choose “pickup” during checkout for this special offer. All JemCon pickup orders must be placed by 9 am PST on September 7th! Pickups will be available Friday, September 11th, from 2 - 5 pm. Our hours on Saturday and Sunday are flexible, if you can’t make it on Friday we’ll get you set on another day!

Orders not chosen for pickup will ship after JemCon, as early as September 15th.